Archive for April, 2009

Bloody vampire

A vampire walked into a coffee shop and ordered a no-frills, straight black coffee. Room for cream? No. He turned, looking around the room. It was packed and the pop rock songs were barely audible above the voices. He sat at a small table in a tight corner by the window and picked up the [...]

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Vegan Cleanse

Day three of my vegan cleanse and I think that today I will just eat my fingernails. I’m confused and don’t know what to eat. This vegan cleanse says to not only eliminate animal products but also sugar, gluten, caffeine and alcohol for up to three weeks. Did you know that almost everything (even vegetarian-fake [...]

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Tiki lady

This lady cracked me up – she has little light bulbs for her ta tas. It’s so ridiculous it made me laugh. Tanya and I came across her in a Tiki shop in Santa Barbara. I snapped a photo of her when she wasn’t looking . . . a little blurry . . . more [...]

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Sucka for a sunset

This was yesterday in Encinitas . . . woweewowee! It was amazing and so cool to be there because there were a group of locals hanging out with their wine . . . watching the view. It would never get old and interesting to see that these people don’t take it for granted. I have [...]

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